3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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