my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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