my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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