You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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