fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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