So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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