So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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