when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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