yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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