I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
