Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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