hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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