i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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