Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I need to align my fucking chakras
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