Got a toothbrush?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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