We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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