Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and she was petting her beer can
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My liver just had a heart attack.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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