we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You need Xanax blowdarts
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Randomize
