..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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