they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i think i have herpe
just one?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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