I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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