their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think I sprained my soul last night
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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