People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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