yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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