Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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