he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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