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(828): View more from North Carolina

I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much

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(301): View more from Maryland

Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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(503): View more from Oregon

Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.

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(503): View more from Oregon

gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Breakfast tacos?

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YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS

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(630): View more from Illinois

230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.

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