Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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