She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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