It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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