I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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