If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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