I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
