WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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