East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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