So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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