I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize