So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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