idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I could make wine with my vomit
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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