she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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