So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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