I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
lol hangovers are for mortals.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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