the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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