Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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