I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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