if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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