Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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