How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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