sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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