omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I'm really busy with my period
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