At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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