The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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