Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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