...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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