Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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