I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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