i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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