I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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