Can Purell be used as lube?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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