the new term for farting is butt boxing.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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