Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
North Korea, Best Korea!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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