Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Rumble strips road head = magical
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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