No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize