Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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