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if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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