'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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