but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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