i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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