so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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